diff --git a/src/common/gsvector.cpp b/src/common/gsvector.cpp
index 146411240..4c23676f9 100644
--- a/src/common/gsvector.cpp
+++ b/src/common/gsvector.cpp
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ void GSMatrix2x2::store(void* m)
   std::memcpy(m, E, sizeof(E));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void MatrixMult4x4(GSMatrix4x4& res, const GSMatrix4x4& lhs, const GSMatrix4x4& rhs)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void MatrixMult4x4(GSMatrix4x4& res, const GSMatrix4x4& lhs, const GSMatrix4x4& rhs)
 {
   // This isn't speedy by any means, but it's not hot code either.
 #define MultRC(rw, cl)                                                                                                 \
diff --git a/src/common/gsvector_sse.h b/src/common/gsvector_sse.h
index 0ba55d680..99932161c 100644
--- a/src/common/gsvector_sse.h
+++ b/src/common/gsvector_sse.h
@@ -33,48 +33,48 @@ class GSVector4i;
 #ifndef CPU_ARCH_SSE41
 
 // Thank LLVM for these.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_min_s8(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_min_s8(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   const __m128i temp = _mm_cmpgt_epi8(m, v);
   return _mm_or_si128(_mm_andnot_si128(temp, m), _mm_and_si128(v, temp));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_max_s8(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_max_s8(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   const __m128i temp = _mm_cmpgt_epi8(v, m);
   return _mm_or_si128(_mm_andnot_si128(temp, m), _mm_and_si128(v, temp));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_min_s32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_min_s32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   const __m128i temp = _mm_cmpgt_epi32(m, v);
   return _mm_or_si128(_mm_andnot_si128(temp, m), _mm_and_si128(v, temp));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_max_s32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_max_s32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   const __m128i temp = _mm_cmpgt_epi32(v, m);
   return _mm_or_si128(_mm_andnot_si128(temp, m), _mm_and_si128(v, temp));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_min_u16(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_min_u16(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   return _mm_sub_epi16(m, _mm_subs_epu16(m, v));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_max_u16(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_max_u16(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   return _mm_add_epi16(m, _mm_subs_epu16(v, m));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_min_u32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_min_u32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   const __m128i msb = _mm_set1_epi32(0x80000000);
   const __m128i temp = _mm_cmpgt_epi32(_mm_xor_si128(msb, v), _mm_xor_si128(m, msb));
   return _mm_or_si128(_mm_andnot_si128(temp, v), _mm_and_si128(m, temp));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static __m128i sse2_max_u32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
+ALWAYS_INLINE __m128i sse2_max_u32(const __m128i m, const __m128i v)
 {
   const __m128i msb = _mm_set1_epi32(0x80000000);
   const __m128i temp = _mm_cmpgt_epi32(_mm_xor_si128(msb, m), _mm_xor_si128(v, msb));
diff --git a/src/common/intrin.h b/src/common/intrin.h
index 5d23e20ea..24d11b42f 100644
--- a/src/common/intrin.h
+++ b/src/common/intrin.h
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ inline constexpr u32 VECTOR_ALIGNMENT = 16;
 
 /// Aligns allocation/pitch size to preferred host size.
 template<typename T>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static T VectorAlign(T value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE T VectorAlign(T value)
 {
   return Common::AlignUpPow2(value, VECTOR_ALIGNMENT);
 }
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE_RELEASE static void MemsetPtrs(T* ptr, T value, u32 count)
     *(dest++) = value;
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void MultiPause()
+ALWAYS_INLINE void MultiPause()
 {
 #if defined(CPU_ARCH_X86) || defined(CPU_ARCH_X64)
   _mm_pause();
diff --git a/src/common/memmap.h b/src/common/memmap.h
index 0240fbb2e..9bcd80dbb 100644
--- a/src/common/memmap.h
+++ b/src/common/memmap.h
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ void ReleaseJITMemory(void* ptr, size_t size);
 /// Only needed outside of X86, X86 has coherent D/I cache.
 #if !defined(CPU_ARCH_ARM32) && !defined(CPU_ARCH_ARM64) && !defined(CPU_ARCH_RISCV64) && !defined(CPU_ARCH_LOONGARCH64)
 // clang-format off
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void FlushInstructionCache(void* address, size_t size) { }
+ALWAYS_INLINE void FlushInstructionCache(void* address, size_t size) { }
 // clang-format on
 #else
 void FlushInstructionCache(void* address, size_t size);
diff --git a/src/core/cpu_core.cpp b/src/core/cpu_core.cpp
index 8bc295c6e..99b818c67 100644
--- a/src/core/cpu_core.cpp
+++ b/src/core/cpu_core.cpp
@@ -874,7 +874,7 @@ const std::array<CPU::DebuggerRegisterListEntry, CPU::NUM_DEBUGGER_REGISTER_LIST
                                     {"ZSF4", &CPU::g_state.gte_regs.r32[62]},
                                     {"FLAG", &CPU::g_state.gte_regs.r32[63]}}};
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool AddOverflow(u32 old_value, u32 add_value, u32* new_value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool AddOverflow(u32 old_value, u32 add_value, u32* new_value)
 {
 #if defined(__clang__) || defined(__GNUC__)
   return __builtin_add_overflow(static_cast<s32>(old_value), static_cast<s32>(add_value),
@@ -885,7 +885,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static bool AddOverflow(u32 old_value, u32 add_value, u32* new_val
 #endif
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool SubOverflow(u32 old_value, u32 sub_value, u32* new_value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool SubOverflow(u32 old_value, u32 sub_value, u32* new_value)
 {
 #if defined(__clang__) || defined(__GNUC__)
   return __builtin_sub_overflow(static_cast<s32>(old_value), static_cast<s32>(sub_value),
diff --git a/src/core/fullscreenui_widgets.h b/src/core/fullscreenui_widgets.h
index f5e13fe23..eac88d8bb 100644
--- a/src/core/fullscreenui_widgets.h
+++ b/src/core/fullscreenui_widgets.h
@@ -454,9 +454,9 @@ bool MenuActionButton(std::string_view title, std::string_view summary, std::str
                       bool dropdown_icon = false, bool enabled = true);
 
 template<typename DataType, typename CountType>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool EnumChoiceButton(std::string_view title, std::string_view summary, DataType* value_pointer,
-                                           const char* (*to_display_name_function)(DataType value), CountType count,
-                                           bool enabled = true)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool EnumChoiceButton(std::string_view title, std::string_view summary, DataType* value_pointer,
+                                    const char* (*to_display_name_function)(DataType value), CountType count,
+                                    bool enabled = true)
 {
   s32 value = static_cast<s32>(*value_pointer);
   auto to_display_name_wrapper = [](s32 value, void* opaque) -> const char* {
diff --git a/src/core/gpu.cpp b/src/core/gpu.cpp
index f4486c3ec..d31bc5d83 100644
--- a/src/core/gpu.cpp
+++ b/src/core/gpu.cpp
@@ -130,11 +130,11 @@ static void FrameDoneEvent(void*, TickCount ticks);
 
 // The GPU internally appears to run at 2x the system clock.
 // TODO: No, it just draws two pixels per clock.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static constexpr TickCount GPUTicksToSystemTicks(TickCount gpu_ticks)
+ALWAYS_INLINE constexpr TickCount GPUTicksToSystemTicks(TickCount gpu_ticks)
 {
   return std::max<TickCount>((gpu_ticks + 1) >> 1, 1);
 }
-ALWAYS_INLINE static constexpr TickCount SystemTicksToGPUTicks(TickCount sysclk_ticks)
+ALWAYS_INLINE constexpr TickCount SystemTicksToGPUTicks(TickCount sysclk_ticks)
 {
   return sysclk_ticks << 1;
 }
diff --git a/src/core/gpu_helpers.h b/src/core/gpu_helpers.h
index 418b00aad..10176fcc4 100644
--- a/src/core/gpu_helpers.h
+++ b/src/core/gpu_helpers.h
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 #include "common/bitutils.h"
 #include "common/gsvector.h"
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static constexpr bool TextureModeHasPalette(GPUTextureMode mode)
+ALWAYS_INLINE constexpr bool TextureModeHasPalette(GPUTextureMode mode)
 {
   return (mode < GPUTextureMode::Direct16Bit);
 }
diff --git a/src/core/gpu_hw.cpp b/src/core/gpu_hw.cpp
index 3ba568873..13ae39366 100644
--- a/src/core/gpu_hw.cpp
+++ b/src/core/gpu_hw.cpp
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ static_assert(s_batch_render_modes.size() == static_cast<size_t>(GPU_HW::BatchRe
 #endif
 
 /// Returns the distance between two rectangles.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static float RectDistance(const GSVector4i lhs, const GSVector4i rhs)
+ALWAYS_INLINE float RectDistance(const GSVector4i lhs, const GSVector4i rhs)
 {
   const s32 lcx = (lhs.left + ((lhs.right - lhs.left) / 2));
   const s32 lcy = (lhs.top + ((lhs.bottom - lhs.top) / 2));
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static float RectDistance(const GSVector4i lhs, const GSVector4i r
   return std::sqrt(static_cast<float>(distsq));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static u32 GetMaxResolutionScale()
+ALWAYS_INLINE u32 GetMaxResolutionScale()
 {
   return g_gpu_device->GetMaxTextureSize() / VRAM_WIDTH;
 }
@@ -101,34 +101,34 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE_RELEASE static u32 GetBoxDownsampleScale(u32 resolution_scale)
   return scale;
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool ShouldDrawWithSoftwareRenderer()
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool ShouldDrawWithSoftwareRenderer()
 {
   return (g_gpu_settings.gpu_use_software_renderer_for_readbacks ||
           g_gpu_settings.gpu_use_software_renderer_for_memory_states);
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool ShouldClampUVs(GPUTextureFilter texture_filter)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool ShouldClampUVs(GPUTextureFilter texture_filter)
 {
   // We only need UV limits if PGXP is enabled, or texture filtering is enabled.
   return (g_gpu_settings.gpu_pgxp_enable || texture_filter != GPUTextureFilter::Nearest);
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool ShouldAllowSpriteMode(u8 resolution_scale, GPUTextureFilter texture_filter,
-                                                GPUTextureFilter sprite_texture_filter)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool ShouldAllowSpriteMode(u8 resolution_scale, GPUTextureFilter texture_filter,
+                                         GPUTextureFilter sprite_texture_filter)
 {
   // Use sprite shaders/mode when texcoord rounding is forced, or if the filters are different.
   return (sprite_texture_filter != texture_filter ||
           (resolution_scale > 1 && g_gpu_settings.gpu_force_round_texcoords));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool ShouldDisableColorPerspective()
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool ShouldDisableColorPerspective()
 {
   return g_gpu_settings.gpu_pgxp_enable && g_gpu_settings.gpu_pgxp_texture_correction &&
          !g_gpu_settings.gpu_pgxp_color_correction;
 }
 
 /// Returns true if the specified texture filtering mode requires dual-source blending.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool IsBlendedTextureFiltering(GPUTextureFilter filter)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool IsBlendedTextureFiltering(GPUTextureFilter filter)
 {
   // return (filter == GPUTextureFilter::Bilinear || filter == GPUTextureFilter::JINC2 || filter ==
   // GPUTextureFilter::xBR);
@@ -164,14 +164,14 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE_RELEASE static GSVector4i GetVRAMTransferBounds(u32 x, u32 y, u32
 }
 
 /// Returns true if the below function should be applied.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool ShouldTruncate32To16(const GPUBackendDrawCommand* cmd)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool ShouldTruncate32To16(const GPUBackendDrawCommand* cmd)
 {
   return (!cmd->texture_enable && !cmd->shading_enable && !cmd->dither_enable &&
           g_gpu_settings.gpu_dithering_mode == GPUDitheringMode::TrueColor);
 }
 
 /// Truncates a 32-bit colour to 16-bit.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static u32 Truncate32To16(u32 color)
+ALWAYS_INLINE u32 Truncate32To16(u32 color)
 {
   return GSVector4i((GSVector4(GSVector4i::zext32(color).u8to32().srl32<3>()) / GSVector4::cxpr(31.0f)) *
                     GSVector4::cxpr(255.0f))
@@ -179,14 +179,14 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static u32 Truncate32To16(u32 color)
 }
 
 /// Returns true if two given spans overlap.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool SpansOverlap(s32 start1, s32 end1, s32 start2, s32 end2)
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool SpansOverlap(s32 start1, s32 end1, s32 start2, s32 end2)
 {
   return (start1 <= end2 && start2 <= end1);
 }
 
 /// Computes the clamped average Z for the given polygon Z values.
 template<typename... Args>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static float ComputePolygonAverageZ(Args... args)
+ALWAYS_INLINE float ComputePolygonAverageZ(Args... args)
 {
   static_assert(sizeof...(args) >= 2, "At least two arguments are required");
   const float sum = (args + ...);
diff --git a/src/core/gpu_hw_texture_cache.cpp b/src/core/gpu_hw_texture_cache.cpp
index 879323d87..2816252b9 100644
--- a/src/core/gpu_hw_texture_cache.cpp
+++ b/src/core/gpu_hw_texture_cache.cpp
@@ -516,12 +516,12 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE_RELEASE static void LoopXWrappedPages(u32 page, u32 num_pages, con
     f((page & VRAM_PAGE_Y_MASK) | ((page + i) & VRAM_PAGE_X_MASK));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void DoStateVector(StateWrapper& sw, GSVector4i* vec)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void DoStateVector(StateWrapper& sw, GSVector4i* vec)
 {
   sw.DoBytes(vec->S32, sizeof(vec->S32));
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static float RectDistance(const GSVector4i& lhs, const GSVector4i& rhs)
+ALWAYS_INLINE float RectDistance(const GSVector4i& lhs, const GSVector4i& rhs)
 {
   const GSVector4 flhs(lhs);
   const GSVector4 frhs(rhs);
@@ -1128,7 +1128,7 @@ void GPUTextureCache::AddWrittenRectangle(const GSVector4i rect, bool update_vra
   });
 }
 
-[[maybe_unused]] ALWAYS_INLINE static TinyString SourceKeyToString(const GPUTextureCache::SourceKey& key)
+[[maybe_unused]] ALWAYS_INLINE TinyString SourceKeyToString(const GPUTextureCache::SourceKey& key)
 {
   static constexpr const std::array<const char*, 4> texture_modes = {
     {"Palette4Bit", "Palette8Bit", "Direct16Bit", "Reserved_Direct16Bit"}};
@@ -1146,7 +1146,7 @@ void GPUTextureCache::AddWrittenRectangle(const GSVector4i rect, bool update_vra
   return ret;
 }
 
-[[maybe_unused]] ALWAYS_INLINE static TinyString SourceToString(const GPUTextureCache::Source* src)
+[[maybe_unused]] ALWAYS_INLINE TinyString SourceToString(const GPUTextureCache::Source* src)
 {
   return SourceKeyToString(src->key);
 }
diff --git a/src/core/gte.cpp b/src/core/gte.cpp
index 46090f004..424afe51b 100644
--- a/src/core/gte.cpp
+++ b/src/core/gte.cpp
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@ static constinit Config s_config;
 
 #define REGS CPU::g_state.gte_regs
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static u32 CountLeadingBits(u32 value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE u32 CountLeadingBits(u32 value)
 {
   // if top-most bit is set, we want to count ones not zeros
   if (value & UINT32_C(0x80000000))
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static u32 CountLeadingBits(u32 value)
 }
 
 template<u32 index>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void CheckMACOverflow(s64 value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void CheckMACOverflow(s64 value)
 {
   constexpr s64 MIN_VALUE = (index == 0) ? MAC0_MIN_VALUE : MAC123_MIN_VALUE;
   constexpr s64 MAX_VALUE = (index == 0) ? MAC0_MAX_VALUE : MAC123_MAX_VALUE;
@@ -137,14 +137,14 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static void CheckMACOverflow(s64 value)
 }
 
 template<u32 index>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static s64 SignExtendMACResult(s64 value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE s64 SignExtendMACResult(s64 value)
 {
   CheckMACOverflow<index>(value);
   return SignExtendN < index == 0 ? 31 : 44 > (value);
 }
 
 template<u32 index>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void TruncateAndSetMAC(s64 value, u8 shift)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void TruncateAndSetMAC(s64 value, u8 shift)
 {
   CheckMACOverflow<index>(value);
 
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static void TruncateAndSetMAC(s64 value, u8 shift)
 }
 
 template<u32 index>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void TruncateAndSetIR(s32 value, bool lm)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void TruncateAndSetIR(s32 value, bool lm)
 {
   constexpr s32 MIN_VALUE = (index == 0) ? IR0_MIN_VALUE : IR123_MIN_VALUE;
   constexpr s32 MAX_VALUE = (index == 0) ? IR0_MAX_VALUE : IR123_MAX_VALUE;
@@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static void TruncateAndSetIR(s32 value, bool lm)
 }
 
 template<u32 index>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static void TruncateAndSetMACAndIR(s64 value, u8 shift, bool lm)
+ALWAYS_INLINE void TruncateAndSetMACAndIR(s64 value, u8 shift, bool lm)
 {
   CheckMACOverflow<index>(value);
 
@@ -206,7 +206,7 @@ ALWAYS_INLINE static void TruncateAndSetMACAndIR(s64 value, u8 shift, bool lm)
 }
 
 template<u32 index>
-ALWAYS_INLINE static u32 TruncateRGB(s32 value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE u32 TruncateRGB(s32 value)
 {
   if (value < 0 || value > 0xFF)
   {
diff --git a/src/core/spu.cpp b/src/core/spu.cpp
index 4d7b85a05..824a9ae9a 100644
--- a/src/core/spu.cpp
+++ b/src/core/spu.cpp
@@ -40,17 +40,17 @@ LOG_CHANNEL(SPU);
 #define SPU_ENABLE_VU_METER 1
 #endif
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static constexpr s32 Clamp16(s32 value)
+ALWAYS_INLINE constexpr s32 Clamp16(s32 value)
 {
   return (value < -0x8000) ? -0x8000 : (value > 0x7FFF) ? 0x7FFF : value;
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static constexpr s32 ApplyVolume(s32 sample, s16 volume)
+ALWAYS_INLINE constexpr s32 ApplyVolume(s32 sample, s16 volume)
 {
   return (sample * s32(volume)) >> 15;
 }
 
-ALWAYS_INLINE static constexpr float ApplyVolumeF(float sample, s16 volume)
+ALWAYS_INLINE constexpr float ApplyVolumeF(float sample, s16 volume)
 {
   return (sample * static_cast<float>(volume)) / static_cast<float>(0x8000);
 }
diff --git a/src/duckstation-qt/vcruntimecheck.cpp b/src/duckstation-qt/vcruntimecheck.cpp
index 2320a1040..946830dc7 100644
--- a/src/duckstation-qt/vcruntimecheck.cpp
+++ b/src/duckstation-qt/vcruntimecheck.cpp
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ static constexpr const char* DOWNLOAD_URL = "https://aka.ms/vs/17/release/vc_red
 
 // Can't rely on IsProcessorFeaturePresent(PF_SSE4_1_INSTRUCTIONS_AVAILABLE) because that was only added in Win10 2004,
 // and you can bet that people with such ancient CPUs probably aren't running the latest OS versions either.
-ALWAYS_INLINE static bool CheckCPUIDForSSE4()
+ALWAYS_INLINE bool CheckCPUIDForSSE4()
 {
   int result[4] = {};